Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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