Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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