Are we in a gay sports bar?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
