I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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