Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
We are two peas in an std pod
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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