Define "chronic" masturbator.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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