I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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