Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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