laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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