I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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