Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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