just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
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go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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