you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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