Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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