Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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