Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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