i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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