They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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