I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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