That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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