I got chris browned last night
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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