He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Dignity is for republicans.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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