On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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