Sry I called you an 8
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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