I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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