i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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