Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.