There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.