I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life