The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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