I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad