I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
25 Adults Reveal The Most Embarrassing Stories From When They Were Kids
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.