worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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