Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
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Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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