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Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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