Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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