dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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