I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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