it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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