Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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