singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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