Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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