After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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