people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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