She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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