North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
