too bad you live with your parents still
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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