The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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