Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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