We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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