I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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