Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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