Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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