that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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