At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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