Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
