But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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