I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
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