wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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